#not just for the first read of it but bc argentine wasn't actually a thing anymore at that point

[dnangelic]

can't stop scratching at these sets of dialogue lines. i dont have the raws on hand rn so i'm using the official + a fantranslation, which i assume is somewhat more word for word faithful to the original. dark begrudging the very artworks that he's been stealing and hoarding up since the beginning is kind of interesting. canon generally guides that dark steals the hikari artworks in order to either seal or protect them so as to protect humans (in the case of their being sealed) or so as to protect the artworks themselves, so that they don't end up destroyed by their very own creators or krad. the caveat is that a) dark is still very, very picky and selfish with who and what he chooses to protect and become possessive over (ie, he really didn't want insomnia from the start, calling it outright annoying and treating it pretty mercilessly,) and he has no issue behaving in just as destructive ways as krad often does, violently willing to completely annihilate anything that oversteps its boundaries and causes trouble for him or others he cares about.

there's this trait of dark loathing the hikari for being cruel creators and merciless destroyers, for making (quite literally) 'heartless' works yet ultimately being just as 'heartless' himself without daisuke, (minus, again, the fact that he desires 'coexistence.') i don't think that dark isn't aware of these things; if anything i think the guy willing to call himself a meddler and has all this subtle but enormous guilt and distaste over his own birth and creation makes him almost too self aware, and the same part that holds a somewhat buried grudge against the artworks for making trouble and being 'dangerous' to ordinary human beings is probably the same grudge that he holds against hikari and humans for creating his (miserable) existence, then deciding him 'dangerous' and mercilessly destroying things even more. what i'm saying is the same negative pressure of daisuke's 'can i help?' that turns into a self-brutalizing 'what good am i if i can't do anything?!' is nearly a parallel sentiment here, only in dark's case his actions go from an esoteric chaotic good 'i'm stealing, ultimately, for the sake of protecting something,' to a much worse 'i'm going to destroy you because i despise you and because i can.'

[butteerfly]

Argentine Oikawa dating you

headcanons 🦋

ok well after not having seen any hc of Argentine oikawa, I thought a lot about doing it, I hope you have fun reading this bc I love it.

warnings: everyone age up, mention of alcohol and drugs

when you started dating Oikawa you never thought he would be such a clingy boyfriend

He can't take his hands off you, he always wants to hug you, he always wants to kiss you, he always wants you on his lap.

And the most shocking part of this is that he doesn't even mind being in public or surrounded by his Japanese friends. (can you imagine shoyo seeing a pretty girl on oikawa? omg)

He laughs at your shyness because he used to be the same, but after so long in the South American country he got used to many things and this kind of physical contact is one of those things. (Of course, if you tell him that you are uncomfortable, he will not insist and he will not invade your personal space)

ok but listen to me, he would FORCE you to try Roberto's mother's empanadas (the club's janitor) because he says they are DELICIOUS and he doesn't lie.

and the Milanesas? God, you can't believe how much he loves them.

you once looked for a tutorial on YouTube (which was hard for you to understand because paulina cocina only speaks Spanish) because you wanted to surprise him with his favorite milanesas and when he discovered it he just couldn't stop telling you how much he loves you.

now let's talk about alcohol

his friends did it to him and now it's your turn because oh no, you are not going to escape

the first time he made you try fernet you almost threw up all your lunch because god that thing is disgusting 💀💀

BUT when he mixed that drink with coke, everything was a different story and there you understood perfectly what your boyfriend was trying to show you.

He also showed you the mate and at first it was strange for you, mostly because it looked like weed 💀💀 he had to SWEAR to you that what you were drinking was not drug.

Once you went to Japan to celebrate the New Year and as a Christmas present he brought dulce de leche for everyone (he had a problem with customs and the airport for the amount 💀)

You didn't go for Christmas because he refused not to go to the family "reunion" of one of his friends ... when you arrived it was a big party full of food, drink and a big family

he made you dance "Rodrigo" and "Gilda" all night, you guys left the house at 6am and the party wasn't even over

ok it was ENOUGH with the food, let's talk about oikawa

He greatly appreciates that you decided to move in with him, even when everything is new and overwhelming, you accepted it without objection

Tooru likes to take you to Buenos Aires a lot and you hate him because it's a long trip from San Juan

sometimes he says "la concha de tu madre wifi de mierda tanto te ibas a cortar telecentro sos nefasto" AND YOU JUST- tooru are u okay? 💀

his new insults are strange

in fact his friends and teammates call him TOTO it's so hilarious, iwaizumi laughs a lot at that name

Oikawa is a very affectionate boyfriend and since he met you he never stopped dedicating soda stereo songs to you

once you looked for the translation of "Persiana Americana" and when you read "your clothes fall slowly, I am a spy, a spectator" "I know it excites you to think how far I'll go " you couldn't help but BLUSH

actually "La ciudad de la furia" is now your favorite song :)

yeah Tooru made you love old music

But that doesn't mean he doesn't turn Miranda up to the full volume he can when he wants to clean 🙄

he constantly says wos supremacy

his bio of his side on Twitter is stan wos or you will die, a whole drama queen

He doesn't know if he wants to take you on a honeymoon to Neuquén or to Brazil

He loves this new culture as much as he loves you and he appreciates that you want to share all these new experiences with him, holding his hand tight <3

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I did it too long and I probably bored you guys sorry 😭I'm also sorry for my mistakes, English is so complicated for me 🤧🤧